Parenting
Now, why would anybody in their right senses have kids? This is beyond me. SBID is yet to reply (Like I said, years). I don’t have anything against kids….I love kids actually. So far they are not mine, they invisible and inaudible. I remember reading somewhere (ref google) that parenting is a job that comes without a job description and child is a toy that comes without an instruction manual. This is soooo true.
Now, why would anybody in their right senses have kids? This is beyond me. SBID is yet to reply (Like I said, years). I don’t have anything against kids….I love kids actually. So far they are not mine, they invisible and inaudible. I remember reading somewhere (ref google) that parenting is a job that comes without a job description and child is a toy that comes without an instruction manual. This is soooo true.
I live in an apartment and my neighbors have kids. Totally there are 9 kids in the
building. I sometime think that they
took birth to conspire against me. The sound level they make is beyond anything
I have heard, cannot be measured in decibels or any bells. At first I thought they were talking to each
other from their respective houses,
which were in different floors. One day ,out
of my scientific curiosity, which was aided by anger due to lack of sleep and
food (latter driven by the lack of coconut) I went to investigate. To my horror all these horrendous 2 feet blobs
were standing next to each other and talking at the top of their lungs. I think I saw one of them actually turn blue
in the face. I just stood there,
watching this amazing phenomenon and contemplating whether to throw them down
from the second floor where they were playing or just for the fun of it, take
them to fourth floor and then throw them down from there.
Then I saw their parents come out of their respective homes
and start talking to each other. To my
horror, their voices drowned their kids voices. Now I believe in genes. I think what these parents do is, when the
baby cries for the first time and the decibel levels are any less than
dolphin’s, they do away with the baby. I
know, dark thought but that is the only explanation why all the kids they sire
have that kind of lungs.
Enough of my problems, lets come to the subject of
parenting. Who are parents? Definitely
they are crazy, anatomically able, psychologically deteriorating and on the
verge of psychopathological tendencies. Apart from these basic facts, who
actually are parents? From my experience, which is formidable compared to yours
(because you are still not able to grasp the importance of SBID), I think
parents are the victims of social structure which was formed to torture men
mainly. The same social structure which,
during cave days (happy days) did not allow men to fornicate in different caves
with different women, but came out with this ridiculous concept called
marriage. Come on, look at it my way for
a minute. Why would anybody marry? ,
really. I mean, wives are good (someone
else’s, see what I mean?). I mean, you decide that a girl is good enough and
you spend some time with her , respect her by not troubling her anymore,
simple. This is one area the opposite gender agrees with me, but because they
are subdued and oppressed in this society, they do not voice out(you go girl, I
am with you. No, really…. go). So this is
how man got trapped in to one woman and many kids business, which is not
working out well.
But with the advent of marriage and parenting, man did not
get any instruction on the “how” part of it. Women have this tendency to be
right all the time, so we have left kids to them. So what in the world is parenting. In my definition, parenting means an act of
valor which includes monetary sacrifice without any returns, a colossal black
hole which sucks up everything you have including your sanity and leaves you
with a perpetual smile on the face and a numbness that can only be achieved by
watching amol palekar’s emotional scenes.
Beware
my friends, don’t be fooled by the size of the kids or the cuteness. Why the hell do you think kids don’t talk
much when you speak to them directly? They are thinking different and new ways
of sucking up your energy and use them up for shrill voiced games
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